Colin Jost Almost Shaved His Head Live on SNL

Colin Jost’s hair lived to see another day — but only barely. During the Saturday Night Live Season 51 finale on May 16, Jost, 43, and his Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che brought back their beloved, deeply chaotic Joke Swap segment, and this time Che found a way to top everything that came before it: he wrote a live barbershop stunt into the script.

After forcing Jost to read a joke claiming that Kanye West — who publicly apologized for antisemitic comments in January, insisting he is “not a Nazi or an antisemite” — “can make awful music and still be right about Hitler,” the cue cards took a turn. “Now, that joke is offensive to everybody, and I do apologize,” Jost read, the audience already wincing. “I’d like to sacrifice the most important thing in my life: my beautiful, award-winning, world-famous hair. That’s right, I’m shaving it off. Send in the barber!”

A man named Jerome materialized from offstage, threw a black barber cape over Jost’s shoulders, and produced a set of clippers. “Jerome, make me unpretty,” Jost read from the teleprompter, visibly uncomfortable as the clippers crept toward his head.

Then Che stepped in. “No, no, no!” he said, pulling the plug at the last possible second. “You were really going to do it? Man. You are the greatest comedian of all time.”

“I was so scared,” Jost admitted, to enormous laughter.

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The Rest of the Swap Was Just as Wild

The hair moment was the climax, but the full segment was a marathon of escalating offensiveness that had the studio audience gasping and laughing in equal measure. Jost opened by reading a Che-authored joke about the new Barbie with autism — “Ugh, now it’s going to feel wrong when I have sex with it” — while Che read Jost’s joke about the average erect penis being 6.34 inches: “Oh boy. That means I’m only 6 inches below average.”

Jost was then handed a joke about Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar win for Sinners that went to an extremely dark place, followed by a bit in which he pledged his season’s salary to “Dr. Umar’s School for Black Boys” and offered “any Black person a free one-way trip back to the motherland” on his ferry — a callback to the infamous Staten Island Ferry Jost bought years ago.

Che got the Michael Jackson treatment next. Anticipating what was coming, he told Jost, “You’re a terrible person,” before reading a joke tied to the new biopic Michael — noting that members of the Jackson family were actually in the audience that night — and delivering a monologue that ended with the punchline that being molested by Jackson “gave me a fetish for middle-aged white women.” Che quickly clarified, deadpan: “That is not why I have that.”

A Bit With Deep Roots — and a Long Memory

Jost and Che first introduced the Joke Swap on Weekend Update back in 2015, but it didn’t become a recurring institution until 2018. Since then it’s reliably appeared twice a year — Christmas episode and season finale — and has developed a reliable internal logic: Che’s jokes almost always make Jost sound racist, while Jost’s jokes almost always make Che sound like a predator.

The hits over the years have been genuinely legendary. In 2020, Che read a Jost-written joke about having “fond memories” at Jeffrey Epstein’s Palm Beach mansion. In 2024, he was made to claim he’d been at Sean “Diddy” Combs’ parties and would help the rapper fight his criminal charges. Jost, meanwhile, has been made to defend Woody Allen and Harvey Weinstein, declare that “blue lives matter even more,” and — in one particularly chaotic bit — attempt to start a public feud with Kendrick Lamar.

In 2023, Che hired a fake civil rights activist to sit next to Jost and silently shake her head in disapproval at every racist joke he read. That’s the level of production value this segment now commands.

The Scarlett Johansson chapter of the Joke Swap has become its own running saga. Che has been making Jost read increasingly vulgar jokes about his wife for years — including a 2023 dig about “my wife’s little art movies” — but the 2024 Christmas episode took it furthest when Jost was forced to read a crude Costco roast beef sandwich joke while Johansson, 41, watched on a live backstage feed. Her horrified reaction was caught on camera and went viral. She later told InStyle in March 2025 that she “just can’t believe that they went there” — calling it “really gross” and “old-school gross.”

The couple got their revenge at the Season 50 finale, bringing Johansson out onstage and making Che read his own apology, which included a self-deprecating punchline about never having seen “a human vagina” — emphasis on human — and a summer he once spent on a farm.

The Christmas 2025 swap added another wrinkle: Che told Jost they weren’t doing it that year, and then did a one-sided version where only Jost had to read jokes — including one calling Johansson his “gravy train.” “You should have wrote some jokes for me to tell,” Che quipped afterward.

Season 52 of Saturday Night Live returns to NBC this fall. Jerome the barber’s services will presumably not be needed — but with Che writing the jokes, you genuinely never know.